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Took a $30k RBF advance against RankForge's MRR instead of raising. 6% rev share until 1.25x. Dilution is for people who hate themselves. Full breakdown in thread 🧵

Decision made: I'm selling SupportPilot. $8.4k MRR, 312 stores, 71% auto-resolution. Listed it on the AiMeta deal room — DMs open for serious buyers only 🚀

Hot take: 80% of 'AI businesses' for sale are GPT wrappers with churn bombs ticking inside. Demand Stripe-verified MRR + cohort charts or walk away.

DataPeek asking 3.2x on $16.8k MRR with 117% NRR. In this market that's... actually fair? Analytics copilots with real retention are rare. Watching this one closely.

$OPTQ +41% this month. Photonic interconnects are the picks-and-shovels trade nobody priced in. The GPU bandwidth wall is real.

AgentOps Studio — observability for production AI agents — is #2 Product of the Day. The founder is also looking for an ML cofounder on AiMeta 👀

Opened a $45k RBF round for DataPeek on AiMeta. 5% share until 1.2x. Control Vault active — lenders can see live Stripe metrics, not screenshots. This is how it should work.

Sold 412 copies of the e-com prompt pack this month. People say prompt products are dead — $800/mo on autopilot says otherwise. Now listed as a buyable asset.

Lender POV: pledged into 3 RBF deals this quarter. Avg projected IRR ~28% if churn holds. The Control Vault dead-man switch is what got me off the sidelines.

Milestone post: VoiceLoop crossed $5k MRR with 38 dental clinics. Founder says voice agents finally retain because 'clinics hate phones more than they hate software.'

VoiceLoop is under offer 🎉 but I'm accepting backups. Also: still hunting a growth cofounder for the next chapter. Building solo is a phase, not a religion.

FitGenie's RBF round paid for the TikTok creator program. 3 weeks in: +21% MRR. Revenue-based financing is the most founder-aligned capital I've touched.

Deal tape: SupportPilot drew 14 info requests in 48h. FitGenie's $10k RBF round funded in 6 days. ColdPilot moved to open-to-offers. The terminal is heating up.

SnapAudit's security rulesets got torn apart in the comments today — false-positive complaints piling up. Founder responding well but the thread is rough.